Adam Lamberts actual CD cover for his new album "For Your Eye Liner Entertainment"

// MY LIST - What a girls booze say about her based on what I have observed in bars.  How far off am I?

She's drinking: Beer
Meaning: Probably raised on a farm but cool to hang out with.  May or may not know how to milk a cow.

She's drinking: Something made in a blender
Meaning: Whiny, thinks she is hotter than she is. Has a dirty apartment.  An old guy paid for the drink.

She's drinking: Shaken Cocktails
Meaning: Older, more refined, very picky; Makes more money than me.  May watch "Cougar Town".

She's drinking: Wine
Meaning: Well dressed, will have 6+ glasses before the end of the night, drinks this because she hates the taste of beer, has lost track of her shoes. 

She's drinking: Shots
Meaning:  Knows/dated the door guy.  There are pictures of her in a bar drinking on a nightlife website/her facebook.  May be naked. 

She's drinking: Anything in a Mason Jar that ends with "Punch"
Meaning:  She used a fake ID to get in, just turned 17. Responds with "How old do I look?" Will soon be switching to shots.

Balloon boy 911 Audio.  I think they are better actors than Megan Fox.  CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE CALL

Dad of of the year wants 2-10K to show up and say hello.

Amy Crackhouse's dad just made me puke a little.

I'm Sold, give me three! Home Shopping Fail

If you missed the show last night my fiance Jami had to come up to the station because she was too scared to sit at home.  She claims to have heard a "Heavy plastic dragging sound" in our living room, when she looked nothing had moved.  Below is the link to the webcam. Watch it and report any movements or sightings.  More cams to come this week.

CLICK HERE FOR THE LIVE CAGE GHOST CAM

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Listen to Jami freaking out under "Ear Candy" to the right.

Local radio DJ Jason Cage has allegedly accidentally launched himself and a pet monkey in a giant Jesus hot air balloon. Last spotted floating over the Hwy 10. Wal-Mart. In an apparent attempt to lower weight, Jason has thrown all of his clothes over board....story developing..Eye witness shots below.

UPDATE - New phone audio just released Listen Here

That is all

Oh yeah and she also just filmed a cemeo for "I should be too young to know what this movie even is/You own jeans older than I am."

1. Billy Mays

2. Cross dress and go as Miley Cyrus and a Stripper Pole ice cream cart pole for support.

3. A giant Banana

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A contestant fell to the floor on last nights episode of So You Think You Can Dance in excitement and in doing so caught peoples Tivo's on fire.  This show was prerecorded, how the crap did they miss this?

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You know....when she just had daddy issues.