To moving back to late night to make room for chin.

Here is Conan's letter

"People of Earth:

In the last few days, I've been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I've been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I've been absurdly lucky. That said, I've been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an immediate decision.

Six years ago, I signed a contract with NBC to take over The Tonight Show in June of 2009. Like a lot of us, I grew up watching Johnny Carson every night and the chance to one day sit in that chair has meant everything to me. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity, passed up far more lucrative offers, and since 2004 I have spent literally hundreds of hours thinking of ways to extend the franchise long into the future. It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule. Building a lasting audience at 11:30 is impossible without both.

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ThisIsWhyYoureFat.Com  - I already knew why

Tiger Woods Car Crash Cop Audio hits the web (Audio)

Angry McNuggets...Woman goes nuts in McD's

I need more happy Cowbell!

Google's new phone to blow gobs of money on (Video)

Tired of not having a badonkadonk? Booty Pop!

As heard on the show.

Yes

Greenscreen Grandmahs

Would you hit it?

Knowing where it's been?

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Links to keep you happy

Tigers wife is taking notes on this lady.

how can he be in his 20's and still look 12?

Taylor loses his beard.

Wait a min, thats not "Camp Rock"!?!

Miley's 9 year old sister Noah dancing to Akon's Smack that

From his Twitter account (which he has since totally deleted)

"What the F*** do I gotta do!"

Don't hit women.

The song that spawned the hate mail

Women always complain about not knowing what to get men for Christmas so I made a list of things I want and that I assume other men will want also.  Click, buy, done.

Speakers shaped like rocks (for the backyard)

Mr. Beer Brew Kit (Even if your guy hates beer, this will make him feel rugged)

Wheat Beer Glass (For that same beer guy)

Spyderco Pocket Knife (Ever man needs one, these are the best)

Poker Set (Even if he can't play, it feels good to act like you can)

Poker top (make him feel even more legit)

and I will add more each day as I think of it.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

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