We have all been there, dumped and acted like an idiot afterwards.  Here are rules I have created to help you not look like a chump and get on with your life.

1. I will NOT call/text them EVER, I do not need them (see number 2 and 4)
2. I will delete their number from my phone RIGHT NOW
3. I WILL burn/shred/Ebay all of their crap right away.
4. Jager Bombs will happen, but only when my cell phone is supervised by a friend.
5. I will NOT post the naked photo's I have of them online unless I'm sure they have non of me (Which they do)
6. I will NOT hack their Facebook and post things about their manhood/whoreness.  I'll have my friends do it (much more damaging)
7. I will understand it's a character flaw in THEM not ME.
8. I will send a friend to get ALL of my crap from their place and leave no excuse to keep contact.
9. 1 month for every year we dated = how long I must have ZERO contact with them.
10. I will date the next hot piece of A that comes a long (not their roommate or Mom)

Leave a comment if I left something out.